My Glamour Shot

'FLUSHABLE FUN' CREATION...outrageously funny!

Hello Fellow eBayers!

Welcome to my re-gift closet.

I don't have a store yet...need more transactions first...but I do have a huge re-gift closet and other things I don't use often enough to give them house room.  Between us, we can benefit from getting together.  I clear out an accumulation of terrific stuff, and you get your items really cheap!  So, whet your bidding finger and let's get a wiggle on!

Here is a list of the types of items I sell:  used books & movies,  pottery & glass,  unusual & weird fun items,  home & garden,  clothing & shoes & accessories,  decorative items,  crystal & glassware,  Christmas & ornaments,  wedding & party,  collectables,  handcrafted pillows,  baby, dolls & bears,  health & beauty,  jewellery & watches,  fun stuff,  funny & creative stuff,  weird & creepy stuff,  games & gags,  candles & candleholders,  plates & platters,  hostess & server items,  kitchenware & utensils,  windchimes,  glass & ceramic,  art & wall decor,  floral & giftware,  toilet novelty gag (see descr. below...pic to right) 

BTW, I've created a really weird gag item you may be interested in.  It is called 'FLUSHABLE FUN'.  Ghoulishly inspired by a relative's  acrimonious divorce, it is a tombstone transfer that can be personalized and is meant to be affixed to the back of a raised toilet seat.  A photo image of the 'evil one' (either generic or personalized) is superimposed on biodegradable paper to float in the bowl (called 'FLUSHABLE FLOATERS') as a further balm to the offended one's anger...

READY, AIM, FIRE!

This 'FLUSHABLE FUN' creation is also a great idea for other acrimonious relationships...boyfriend/girlfriend breakups, evil neighbors, nasty bosses, the drunk uncle who ruins the wedding reception, the nincompoop who got the promotion that was rightfully yours...the list of possibilities is endless!

For more information see my eBay listings or contact me through my eBay email address:

jeanf@aci.on.ca

Thanks!

ABOUT ME!

I can't imagine what anyone would want to know about me.  Like everyone else, I'm trying to have a great life while stumbling over problems and trying to find solutions to impossible situations...dealing with a parent who has Alzheimer's Disease, raising an angst-filled teenager who is determined to experience life for herself rather than taking my sage advice about avoiding certain pitfalls, and who also has medical issues that affect her lifestyle, which she rails against in futile anger.  We all have our problems.

Aside from all the daily life stuff, I have the inner me to take care of...my own hopes and dreams to fulfill.  Since I'm a woman of a certain age (45...again), a mother of two and grandmother of four, I've noticed the bloom is going off the rose, so to speak.  I'm still fabulous, yes, but the skin tone is going and there is this weird sagging thing going on under my chin...oh, horror!  I've been thinking about some kind of non-surgical remedy for the saggy-jowly look.  I'm planning on a lengthy vacation in a few years and want to look my best.  So, the money I get from my eBay experience is really all about ME...just like this page implies. 

I perform charity/good works in my community and donate to the food bank and Christmas toy drive, so I don't feel I'm stinting in that department...and I really don't feel guilty for wanting something that is just for me.  If I don't look after myself, who will?  So the money I make in eBay is just for me.  You can help me out by purchasing my items. 

I hope your dreams and aspirations are fulfilled, too!

Many thanks to my customers and blog readers.